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I'm bad at writing about myself so here's just a list of things about me.

DOB: Touhou 6 release date
Status: Deceased
Occupation: Thinking and not doing, kicking doors open, Rubik’s Cube
Role model: Francis E. Dec Esq.
Most prized possession: 2 dollar bill
Windows 95 OEM key: 22302-OEM-0001337-80085
Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff
Favorite food(s): Oat meal, nachos, snow
Favorite drink(s): Royal Jamaican and water
Favorite movie: Plan 9 from Outer Space
Favorite book(s): The War of the Worlds and The Martian Chronicles
Favorite vidya: Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence (PS2 version because it has multiplayer and Guy Savage)
Favorite song: Estradasphere - Hunger Strike
Where I’m at outside of this website:
Special thanks & shoutouts
- SymbOS for the website’s color palette
- INT 10h for the IBM bitmap fonts
- Wired Sound for introducing me to Neocities
- Neocities for hosting my website
- Jankenpopp for making me good at CSS
- Tom from Myspace
- Mozilla for making Firefox
- FFmpeg and Gimp for being really good image editors
- /wg/ anon for that tiling background that I put on every page
- Microsoft for the Windows 9X icons
- id Software for making Doom
- Stainless Games for making Carmageddon
- Konami for making metal gear pinball machines
- The Wayback Machine
- Imminent Starvation and Sonic Mayhem for the MP3s I’ve used on here
- Dreamstime and Shutterstock for the stock photo people on index.html