Specimen no.
I'm bad at writing about myself so here's just a list of things about me.
DOB: Touhou 6 release date
Status: Deceased
Occupation: Thinking and not doing, kicking doors open, Rubik’s Cube
Role model: Francis E. Dec Esq.
Most prized possession: 2 dollar bill
Windows 95 OEM key: 22302-OEM-0001337-80085
Consoles owned: PSX, PS2, PS3, OG Xbox, N64 (broken), A2600
Handhelds owned: GBA, O3DS (broken), N2DSXL, PSP, Thumby
Favorite foods: Oat meal, nachos, snow
Favorite drink: Water
Favorite movie: Plan 9 from Outer Space. I haven’t seen the Ice Cube War of the Worlds movie but I really want to.
Favorite books: The War of the Worlds, The Martian Chronicles, and Narconomics.
Favorite vidya: Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence (PS2 version because it has multiplayer and Guy Savage)
Favorite song: Estradasphere - Hunger Strike
- Science / Math: 44%
- Technology / Computer: 75%
- Sci-Fi / Comic: 62%
- History / Literature: 8%
- Dumb / Dork / Awkward: 50%
- From this time forward, I'll hold the title: Nerd
- I'm a True Neutral Human Paladin/Wizard (1st/1st Level)
- STR: 13
- DEX: 12
- CON: 13
- INT: 12
- WIS: 13
- CHA: 9
Where I’m at outside of this website:
Special thanks & shoutouts
- SymbOS for the website’s color palette
- INT 10h for the IBM bitmap fonts
- Wired Sound for introducing me to Neocities
- Neocities for previously hosting my website
- Vultr for currently hosting my website
- LandChad.net for introducing me to Vultr
- Jankenpopp for making me good at CSS
- Tom from Myspace
- Netscape for making Mozilla
- Mozilla for making Firefox
- The SeaMonkey Project
- FFmpeg and Gimp for being really good image editors
- /wg/ anon for that tiling background that I put on every page
- Microsoft for the Windows 9X icons
- Debian, Slackware, and Arch Linux for simply being cool
- id Software for making Doom
- Stainless Games for making Carmageddon
- Hideo Kojima for making Metal Gear and Zone of The Enders
- Konami for making Metal Gear pinball machines and Castlevania
- The Wayback Machine
- Imminent Starvation and Sonic Mayhem for the MP3s I’m using on my site
- Dreamstime and Shutterstock for the stock photo people on index.html
- nginx and Jekyll